From Wikipedia:

“That which is in locomotion must arrive at the half-way stage before it arrives at the goal.– as recounted by Aristotle, Physics VI:9, 239b10

Suppose Homer wants to catch a stationary bus. Before he can get there, he must get halfway there. Before he can get halfway there, he must get a quarter of the way there. Before traveling a quarter, he must travel one-eighth; before an eighth, one-sixteenth; and so on.

This description requires one to complete an infinite number of tasks, which Zeno maintains is an impossibility.”

Clearly, Zeno never moved to a new house.

Moving from the truck is a big step, and it’s an infinite number of increasingly smaller steps to actually get settled. One can move a fridge and a couch in, even get the entertainment system set up.  But, there’s always that next box, that cabinet that needs the special screws that are in some other box, those books you knew you had but aren’t in any of the dozen boxes that you were sure they were in.  There’s always yet another thing to do, unpack, arrange. Infinitely.

Ergo (a Greek word meaning absolute exasperation), one is never really moved in.  One just moves to the next place starting the sequence over again.

Hell is going to be a place where you move in for a couple weeks, then have to move again.

Heaven is where they pack up all your stuff with wonderful care, and arrange it just right before you arrive, pictures on the walls, shelves attached and assembled. The only things lost in the move? Those boxes of random things that have been in the garage for three years and you don’t even remember you had.

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